2 Jokes For Christians Who Golf (or Anyone Else)?
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Ok, my question is, do you like these jokes?
A minister woke up on a beautiful Sunday morning and decided to miss service for a round of golf. He called in sick, found a replacement, and headed for the course. St. Peter observed the man headed for the golf course and gave God a nudge. ‘He should be punished for this.” God said, “OK, just watch.”
The minister proceeded to play the best golf of his life. His club selection was precise, and he hit every shot perfectly He was shooting par for the first time. “I thought you were going to punish him,” said St. Peter. “Just watch,” said God.
The minister continued to play flawless golf and on the 18th hole he shot a hole-in-one. “What kind of punishment is this complained St. Peter.” “Just think about it,” said God. “Whom can he tell?”
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An old man, Jesus and Moses were all playing golf. Moses steps up to the tee, takes his swing and plunk! The ball landed right in the water drift. The two men groan when all of a sudden Moses raises his hands high in the air and the water parts and he walks through the separation, takes his swing and makes the hole on the second shot. The other two men applaud as Jesus steps up to the tee. Taking his swing, the ball plunks into the water ahead. Moses and the old mans groaning halt though when Jesus walks on top of the water to just above the ball. Taking his swing bellow the water surface he hits the hole on the second swing.
as the other two men applaud the old man steps up to the tee and takes his swing, but just as the ball is about to land in the water a large fish jumps up and swallows the ball, then just before the fish is about to dive back into the water, a mighty eagle swoops down and grabs the fish soaring off into the sky. Suddenly a lightening bolt flashes through the sky coming so close to the eagle, it drops the fish, the fish lands about four foot away from the hole. As the fish hits the green the ball pops out of it’s mouth landing in the hole making a hole in one.
Just then Jesus spins around, hands on his hips and yells,
“Dad! Are you going to quit messing around and play the game, or what?”
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Posted: October 5th, 2009
Great jokes for a Friday. I don’t golf but they are still funny.
Have a great day. Peace be with You
Posted: October 5th, 2009
i don’t get why you have to be christian and a golfer to like these jokes, i’m not christian and i don’t play golf yet i found them amusing?
anywhey thanks for lightening up my minute
Posted: October 5th, 2009
I worked at a golf course when I was a kid and heard the first one but the second one is new to me.
Posted: October 5th, 2009
Those are actually pretty good
Posted: October 5th, 2009
Pretty funny! I’ve also heard the the first one about a Rabbi who played on Yom Kippur.
It’s ALL good! Thanks for the laughs this morning….
Posted: October 5th, 2009
I like both of them, but the second one is great.
Posted: October 5th, 2009
Rofl. I’ve heard the first one before, but still good for laughs. The second is hilarious.
Posted: October 5th, 2009
LOL, great jokes
Posted: October 5th, 2009
LOL, very good, and thanks!
Posted: October 5th, 2009
Great!!
Posted: October 5th, 2009
Nice. Then there’s the one about the shabbily dressed bearded golfer who smacks one into the water hazard. He simply walks across the surface of the water, without getting wet, to the ball and then flawlessly drives it into the cup 200 yards away.
Amazed, one of his golfing buddies asks: Hey, who do you think you are anyway? Arnold Palmer?