http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/ Covering The World of Men Sat, 10 Sep 2011 17:22:28 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 hourly 1 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1916 rocker12 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:40:19 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1916 They were awesome, and im going to try and follow that up with this: A Pastor and an old man are playing golf. The old man steps up tto the tee and swings, but misses. After he realises he missed he whispers 'Dammit: I missed!'. The pastor tells him 'Say that anymore and god will strike you down!'. One the next hole, the man again steps up to take his swing, but misses again and says quietly 'Dammit, i missed again!'. The pastor said once more 'Say that one more time and i promise that god will send down a lightening bolt to punish you!' The rest of the game goes well, until the very last hole, when the man misses, he had barely uttered the word 'Damn' when a the clouds rolled over and a lightening bolt shot down from the sky and struck the pastor. Then a big, deep voice bellowed down and said 'Damn, I missed!!!'. Hows that?? =D They were awesome, and im going to try and follow that up with this:
A Pastor and an old man are playing golf. The old man steps up tto the tee and swings, but misses. After he realises he missed he whispers ‘Dammit: I missed!’. The pastor tells him ‘Say that anymore and god will strike you down!’.
One the next hole, the man again steps up to take his swing, but misses again and says quietly ‘Dammit, i missed again!’. The pastor said once more ‘Say that one more time and i promise that god will send down a lightening bolt to punish you!’
The rest of the game goes well, until the very last hole, when the man misses, he had barely uttered the word ‘Damn’ when a the clouds rolled over and a lightening bolt shot down from the sky and struck the pastor. Then a big, deep voice bellowed down and said ‘Damn, I missed!!!’.
Hows that??
=D

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1915 Sips With A Fist Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:59:31 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1915 Nice. Then there's the one about the shabbily dressed bearded golfer who smacks one into the water hazard. He simply walks across the surface of the water, without getting wet, to the ball and then flawlessly drives it into the cup 200 yards away. Amazed, one of his golfing buddies asks: Hey, who do you think you are anyway? Arnold Palmer? Nice. Then there’s the one about the shabbily dressed bearded golfer who smacks one into the water hazard. He simply walks across the surface of the water, without getting wet, to the ball and then flawlessly drives it into the cup 200 yards away.
Amazed, one of his golfing buddies asks: Hey, who do you think you are anyway? Arnold Palmer?

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1914 Becksste Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:53:20 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1914 Great!! Great!!

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1913 Wayf NSF Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:03:07 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1913 LOL, very good, and thanks! LOL, very good, and thanks!

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1912 Goofball Tigger™ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:19:04 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1912 LOL, great jokes LOL, great jokes

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1911 Serena Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:26:18 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1911 Rofl. I've heard the first one before, but still good for laughs. The second is hilarious. Rofl. I’ve heard the first one before, but still good for laughs. The second is hilarious.

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1910 Colette Pioline ART Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:41:05 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1910 I like both of them, but the second one is great. I like both of them, but the second one is great.

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1909 plushy_b Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:58:56 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1909 Pretty funny! I've also heard the the first one about a Rabbi who played on Yom Kippur. It's ALL good! Thanks for the laughs this morning.... Pretty funny! I’ve also heard the the first one about a Rabbi who played on Yom Kippur.
It’s ALL good! Thanks for the laughs this morning….

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1908 Peter Griffin Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:45:21 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1908 Those are actually pretty good Those are actually pretty good

]]> http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/comment-page-1/#comment-1907 Kjelstad Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:47:19 +0000 http://www.manlaws.net/2-jokes-for-christians-who-golf-or-anyone-else/#comment-1907 I worked at a golf course when I was a kid and heard the first one but the second one is new to me. I worked at a golf course when I was a kid and heard the first one but the second one is new to me.

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