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Under no circumstances is it alright for a man to cock block a fellow man. 

Under no circumstances may two men share or sleep in the same bed for any reason.  

If another guy gets a hair cut you are under no obligations to comment on it or to notice it for that matter. 

Under no circumstances shall a man talk about his feelings with another man. 

Under no circumstances shall you say anything that makes the guys question you sexuality. 

If the guys see a hot girl walking down the street and say look over there, don’t say yeah did you see the arms on that guy.  It’s not the arms on some guy they were checking out.  

If you are watching a sporting event never comment on how pretty or nice the uniforms are.  Also, never pick a team to cheer for just because of the team colors. If you don’t know about the sport, don’t watch.

Never under any circumstances tell a girl friend you love her unless you either plan on marrying her or it gets you in her pants, which ever comes first. 

Under no circumstances shall two men drink from the same bottle.

When drinking eveything always sounds better then what it is, just remember having sex with a fat girl is a lot like riding a moped, both are fun until your friends find out.