Man Law #33
No well done meat at tailgate parties, release the animal inside and eat it rare!
Man Law #32
No dancing of any type that might look like a victory dance unless your team wins.
Man Law #31
Absolutly no TOFU!
Man Law #30
No boring commercials during NFL sunday, stick to the babes and beer.
Man Law #29
No matter what anyone says, lifting beer and a remote is exercise.
Man Law #28
Under no circumstances shall a man drive a Mercury Cougar, unless it belongs to his girlfriend, because this is not a manly car.
Man Law #27
If a man is drunk he is not responsible for his actions the night before, and shall not be ridiculed by his friends no matter how ugly the girl was.
Man Law #26
Under no circumstances shall a man bag tag a fellow man.
