Blonde Joke>>>?

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there are three people who have commited a crime one has brown hair one has red hair and one has blonde and they are about to be shot because the crime was so bad. The brown haired one goes up first and the police say do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed TORNADO! the police turned around and she escaped. The Red Head steped up and the Police said do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed EARTHQUAKE! the police turned around and she was able to escape then the blode stepped up and attempted to do the same the police said do you have any last words and she screamed FIRE! so he did

25 Responses to “Blonde Joke>>>?”

  1. 1
    anonymou said:

      Heard it a million times. Is there a question here?

  2. 2
    * ? ?????ll? ?* said:

      That’s mean!!! I’m a blonde and that dumb one never seems to learn!!! I hate people who make fun of blondes!!!

  3. 3
    Megan L said:

      Good one.

  4. 4
    Googler said:

      ha ha :)

  5. 5
    buda said:

      LMAO
      i have one!!
      okayy okaayy here i go>>>
      how do u kill a dumb blondee??
      u give her a knife and say whos special?
      the dumb blonde will start stabing her self (trying to point to herself) saying IM SPE—!
      she dead o:

  6. 6
    heat <3 said:

      LOL!
      You didn’t tell us that the policeman was blonde as well! Dumb cop!

  7. 7
    sprintin said:

      Sooo funny… :-S

  8. 8
    Roberta said:

      LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…

  9. 9
    Mnoed said:

      hahahah funny

  10. 10
    Anas B said:

      i’ve heard this one

  11. 11
    supersta said:

      I have heard this one before but it never gets old…= )

  12. 12
    Doxiemom said:

      nice!!

  13. 13
    danceque said:

      do i hear a cricket in the background?

  14. 14
    becoolwi said:

      lol

  15. 15
    natalie g said:

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT

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    Master of Disaster said:

      never heard it. way to waste 36 seconds of my life

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    DONUT h said:

      OKAY! This is so annoying! I hate all blond jokes. They just make fun of all blonds! NOT ALL BLONDS ARE DUMB! I am a blond and I am one of the best students in my class. I am in honors classes and everything. I think these jokes are posted by other people who want to look smart just cause they aren’t dumb. Get a life! The people who post these are the dumb ones not the blonds

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    animal luver said:

      is there a question somewhere in there? and you didnt say the joke very well. if your looking for a blonde joke heres one: how do you drown a blonde? …………………………………o… a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool.
      there were 3 girls a blonde, brunettte and a red head. they came upon a mirror to where if you lie you disapear. they decided to put the mirror in a room and each go in separatly to tell it something. the red head went in first and said i am the richest girl in the world and she disappeared. the brunette then went in and said i am the prettiest girl in the world and she disappeared. then the blonde went in last and said i think…. and she disappeared.
      why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle for days?……………………………..… said consentrate

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    SumMeR said:

      Stupid…..was there any question there?

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    dylan a said:

      lame blonde joke because it shows the stupidity of the cops and blonde… this question thing sucks haha

  21. 21
    Matt K said:

      HAHA…VERY FUNNY…WHERE’S THE QUESTION…
      HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  22. 22
    samy said:

      i have heard this my cousin told it

  23. 23
    Assassin J said:

      way to waste time

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    blackfox said:

      someone else just posted this joke. it was ok the first time I heard it. it was worse the second time I heard it. it was lame the third time I heard it. I felt like eating my feet the fourth time I heard it. and the list goes on and on. why don’t you think of somthing new? suprise me.

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    go away no one's home said:

      ha ha ha ha ha…..that was a good one

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