Blonde Joke>>>?
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there are three people who have commited a crime one has brown hair one has red hair and one has blonde and they are about to be shot because the crime was so bad. The brown haired one goes up first and the police say do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed TORNADO! the police turned around and she escaped. The Red Head steped up and the Police said do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed EARTHQUAKE! the police turned around and she was able to escape then the blode stepped up and attempted to do the same the police said do you have any last words and she screamed FIRE! so he did
25 Responses to “Blonde Joke>>>?”
Posted: September 14th, 2009
Heard it a million times. Is there a question here?
Posted: September 14th, 2009
That’s mean!!! I’m a blonde and that dumb one never seems to learn!!! I hate people who make fun of blondes!!!
Posted: September 14th, 2009
Good one.
Posted: September 14th, 2009
ha ha
Posted: September 14th, 2009
LMAO
i have one!!
okayy okaayy here i go>>>
how do u kill a dumb blondee??
u give her a knife and say whos special?
the dumb blonde will start stabing her self (trying to point to herself) saying IM SPE—!
she dead o:
Posted: September 14th, 2009
LOL!
You didn’t tell us that the policeman was blonde as well! Dumb cop!
Posted: September 15th, 2009
Sooo funny… :-S
Posted: September 15th, 2009
LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…
Posted: September 15th, 2009
hahahah funny
Posted: September 15th, 2009
i’ve heard this one
Posted: September 15th, 2009
I have heard this one before but it never gets old…= )
Posted: September 15th, 2009
nice!!
Posted: September 15th, 2009
do i hear a cricket in the background?
Posted: September 15th, 2009
lol
Posted: September 15th, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT
Posted: September 15th, 2009
never heard it. way to waste 36 seconds of my life
Posted: September 15th, 2009
OKAY! This is so annoying! I hate all blond jokes. They just make fun of all blonds! NOT ALL BLONDS ARE DUMB! I am a blond and I am one of the best students in my class. I am in honors classes and everything. I think these jokes are posted by other people who want to look smart just cause they aren’t dumb. Get a life! The people who post these are the dumb ones not the blonds
Posted: September 15th, 2009
is there a question somewhere in there? and you didnt say the joke very well. if your looking for a blonde joke heres one: how do you drown a blonde? …………………………………o… a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool.
there were 3 girls a blonde, brunettte and a red head. they came upon a mirror to where if you lie you disapear. they decided to put the mirror in a room and each go in separatly to tell it something. the red head went in first and said i am the richest girl in the world and she disappeared. the brunette then went in and said i am the prettiest girl in the world and she disappeared. then the blonde went in last and said i think…. and she disappeared.
why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle for days?……………………………..… said consentrate
Posted: September 15th, 2009
Stupid…..was there any question there?
Posted: September 15th, 2009
lame blonde joke because it shows the stupidity of the cops and blonde… this question thing sucks haha
Posted: September 15th, 2009
HAHA…VERY FUNNY…WHERE’S THE QUESTION…
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted: September 15th, 2009
i have heard this my cousin told it
Posted: September 15th, 2009
way to waste time
Posted: September 15th, 2009
someone else just posted this joke. it was ok the first time I heard it. it was worse the second time I heard it. it was lame the third time I heard it. I felt like eating my feet the fourth time I heard it. and the list goes on and on. why don’t you think of somthing new? suprise me.
Posted: September 15th, 2009
ha ha ha ha ha…..that was a good one