Blonde Joke?
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A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 – The
bartender is a blonde girl
2 – The bouncer is a blonde girl
3 – I’m a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter
5 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you really wanna tell that joke?” The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, “Nah………. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Posted: September 4th, 2009
LOL! thnx for the joke
Posted: September 4th, 2009
Somewhat funny.The ending could have been better though.
6/10
Posted: September 4th, 2009
WOW! Thats good! I love it! Bravo!
Posted: September 4th, 2009
i don’t really like your name, but that joke is hilarious.
Posted: September 4th, 2009
thats not cool i’m blonde.
Posted: September 4th, 2009
That’s funny, however… I’ve heard it before… I still like it though! Thanks!
Posted: September 4th, 2009
LOL…….funny
Posted: September 4th, 2009
LOL. It’s a Goodie. LOL.
Have a great evening!
Posted: September 4th, 2009
lol that is very funnie lol
Posted: September 5th, 2009
hahha funny!
keep em comming…
happy holidays!!
Posted: September 5th, 2009
These jokes make me happy that I am not blonde.