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Golf Joke Rate It?

manlaws — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:53:48 +0000

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.”
“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.”
Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
“I really don’t remember much after that.”

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The Bee Sting… A Golf Joke…?

manlaws — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 19:53:28 +0000

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, “Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?”
“I was stung by a bee.” she said.
“Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second hole.” she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, “Then your stance is too wide.”

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Old Golf Joke…?

manlaws — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:17:08 +0000

Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor. The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?” “Yes.” “Did you hit her with that golf club?” “Yes, yes, I did.” The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands on his head. “How many times did you hit her?” “I don’t know. Five, six, seven…..Put me down for a five.”

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Golf Joke Anyone?it’s A Good One?

manlaws — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:56:49 +0000

man takes his wife with him and his friends to his golf course for the first time. his wife gets to close when he swings and he takes s chunk out of her head. as she is leaving in the ambulance the driver asked him if he would like to come along? he said that depends, turns to his friends and asked “do i get a mulligan”?

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Adult Golf Lesson Joke, What Do You Guys Think?

manlaws — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:07:05 +0000

A man went for a golf lesson. The pro watched his swing and said, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”
“Well, what should I do?”, asked the man.
“Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breast.”
Taking the advice, he took a swing, and POW!, he hit the ball 250 yards straight up the fairway. The ecstatic man went back home telling his wife the good news about his lesson, and, the wife
couldn’t wait for her lesson.
The next day, the wife went for her lesson. The pro watched her swing and said, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”
“What can I do?” asked the wife.
“Hold the club gently, just like you’d hold your husband’s penis.”
The wife listened carefully to the pro’s advice, took a swing, and, THUMP!– the ball skipped down the fairway about 15 feet.
“You know, that was a lot better than I expected,” the pro said. “Now, take the club out of your mouth, and, hold it in your hands.”
I saw it on the internet somewhere, i thought it was funny! What do yu guys think?

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What About This For A Golf Joke: …?

manlaws — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 23:16:02 +0000

“Why the long face?”
“My husband says I must choose between him and golf.”
“Sorry to hear it.”
“Me too – I’m really going to miss him.”

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Another Husband And Wife Golf Joke?

manlaws — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:56:41 +0000

A husband accompanies his wife to the hospital following an accident on the golf course.
Surgeon: I’m afraid the golf ball lodged three inches into her brain has proved fatal. However what intrigued me was how it came about, that there was another golf ball lodged five inches up her a*n*u*s.
Husband: Ahhh that was my Mulligan.

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Who Would Like A ‘golf Joke’ !!!! ????

manlaws — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:56:43 +0000

” Golf, like measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious”
P.G. Wodehouse.

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Who Would Like A ‘golf Joke’ !!!! ????

manlaws — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:22:45 +0000

” Golf, like measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious”
P.G. Wodehouse.

Man Laws » Golf Jokes

Golf Joke Rate It?

The Bee Sting… A Golf Joke…?

Old Golf Joke…?

Golf Joke Anyone?it’s A Good One?

Adult Golf Lesson Joke, What Do You Guys Think?

What About This For A Golf Joke: …?

Another Husband And Wife Golf Joke?

Who Would Like A ‘golf Joke’ !!!! ????

Who Would Like A ‘golf Joke’ !!!! ????

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