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Man Law #37

mannet — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:32:11 +0000

There are phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights (1) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (2) C’mon, give me one more! Harder! (3) Check out at my glutes, man. (4) Another set and we can hit the showers!

Man Law #36

mannet — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:26:31 +0000

Real men bet on anything that they can, there is no sport without betting and the rest of life should be the same.

Man Law #35

mannet — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:24:11 +0000

Real men never drink beer labeled lite, light or low calorie. No matter what they say, Miller Lite is still a lite beer!

Man Law #34

mannet — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:20:52 +0000

There will be no talk of Dancing with the Stars unless it leads directly or indirectly to sex.

Man Law #33

mannet — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:15:06 +0000

No well done meat at tailgate parties, release the animal inside and eat it rare!

Man Law #32

mannet — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:14:40 +0000

No dancing of any type that might look like a victory dance unless your team wins.

Man Law #31

mannet — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:14:10 +0000

Absolutly no TOFU!

Man Law #30

mannet — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:13:36 +0000

No boring commercials during NFL sunday, stick to the babes and beer.

Man Law #29

mannet — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:03:14 +0000

No matter what anyone says, lifting beer and a remote is exercise.

Man Law #28

mannet — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:59:32 +0000

Under no circumstances shall a man drive a Mercury Cougar, unless it belongs to his girlfriend, because this is not a manly car.