http://www.manlaws.net covering the world as seen by men Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:32:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en There are phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights (1) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (2) C'mon, give me one more! Harder! (3) Check out at my glutes, man. (4) Another set and we can hit the showers! http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-37/ Real men bet on anything that they can, there is no sport without betting and the rest of life should be the same. http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-36/ Real men never drink beer labeled lite, light or low calorie. No matter what they say, Miller Lite is still a lite beer! http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-35/ There will be no talk of Dancing with the Stars unless it leads directly or indirectly to sex. http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-34/ No well done meat at tailgate parties, release the animal inside and eat it rare! http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-33/ No dancing of any type that might look like a victory dance unless your team wins. http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-32/ Absolutly no TOFU! http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-31/ No boring commercials during NFL sunday, stick to the babes and beer. http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-30/ No matter what anyone says, lifting beer and a remote is exercise. http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-29/ Under no circumstances shall a man drive a Mercury Cougar, unless it belongs to his girlfriend, because this is not a manly car. http://www.manlaws.net/man-law-28/