Man Law #35
Real men never drink beer labeled lite, light or low calorie. No matter what they say, Miller Lite is still a lite beer!
Man Law #27
If a man is drunk he is not responsible for his actions the night before, and shall not be ridiculed by his friends no matter how ugly the girl was.
Man Law #16
No man shall order any drink ending in the letters “tini”, these drinks are not manly drinks.
Man Law #7
Under no circumstances shall two men drink from the same bottle.
Man Law #6
When drinking eveything always sounds better then what it is, just remember having sex with a fat girl is a lot like riding a moped, both are fun until your friends find out.
