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There are phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights (1) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (2) C’mon, give me one more! Harder! (3) Check out at my glutes, man. (4) Another set and we can hit the showers!

Under no circumstances shall a man bag tag a fellow man.

Under no circumstances should a straight man act gay or make a pass at another man even if it is jokingly.

Under no circumstances shall a man refer to another man as looking cute in an outfit of clothes.

If you and your best friend decide to tag team a girl and you happen to cross swords as a man you are not obligated to finish at the moment of contact all bets are off.  This moment is never to be mentioned again, but if for some reason it is the crossing of the swords is to be omitted from the story.

If you are at the movies with your friends and you and a friend reach for the popcorn at the same time and your hands accidently touch you must just remove your hand from the tub of popcorn and not acknoledge this moment. 

If you receive a text message from a male friend when responding to the message you must just answer the question directly and not ramble on.  There should be no more than five text messages shared between two fellow men.  Men do not text other men, unless it is for a specific reason and they can not be reached by any other means!

If two men are walking down the street or sidewalk and their hands accidently touch, the touch is not to be acknowledged by these two men.

Under no circumstances shall a man refer to another man as looking cute in an outfit. 

Under no circumstances is it alright for a man to cock block a fellow man.