Man Law #37
There are phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights (1) Yeah, Baby, Push it! (2) C’mon, give me one more! Harder! (3) Check out at my glutes, man. (4) Another set and we can hit the showers!
Man Law #36
Real men bet on anything that they can, there is no sport without betting and the rest of life should be the same.
Man Law #22
After a sporting event while in the locker room or shower it is never ok to stare.
Man Law # 9
If you are watching a sporting event never comment on how pretty or nice the uniforms are. Also, never pick a team to cheer for just because of the team colors. If you don’t know about the sport, don’t watch.
