Golf Joke Rate It?

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.”
“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.”
Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”
“I really don’t remember much after that.”

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7 Responses to “Golf Joke Rate It?”

  1. 1
    sweetthi said:
    Posted: January 4th, 2010

      that’s good

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    ***32 characters to work with*** said:
    Posted: January 4th, 2010

      ha. ha. ha. ;)

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    r1114@sb said:
    Posted: January 4th, 2010

      ho ho ho he he he good good you a star

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    lavender tots said:
    Posted: January 4th, 2010

      that was really funny, only to those who got it 10/10

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    looking4 said:
    Posted: January 4th, 2010

      oh gosh…co2 please!! thanks for the laughs…lol

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    Ravi Joshi said:
    Posted: January 4th, 2010

      on a scale of 1-10, 7

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    auntneba said:
    Posted: January 4th, 2010

      hhahahahahaaa i like it

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