Golf Jokes … Star If You Like It?

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2 duffers were standing at the first tee , agreeing to play the ball as it lay for the round. The first golfer hit a beautiful tee shot 250 yards down the middle of the fairway. The second golfer was not so lucky, shanking his shot dead right with the ball coming to rest dead center on the cartpath.
“I get free relief from the cartpath”, the second golfer said. “Like hell you do,” said the first golfer, “We’re playing it as it lies, remember?” So they hop in the cart, and the second golfer drops the first in the middle of th fairway at his ball. Then he heads over to the cartpath to hit his shot.
The first golfer, looking back, begins to laugh to himself as he sees the first golfer making a nice amount of sparks on the concrete as he took his practice swing. Then with another array of sparks, the first golfer nails his shot straight at the green. The ball lands softly and stops three feet from the pin. Then he casually gets in the cart and drives back to the first golfer.

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7 Responses to “Golf Jokes … Star If You Like It?”

  1. 1
    Conan said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2009

      good jokes ignore the above we all leave things out sometimes

  2. 2
    Lee K said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2009

      lol

  3. 3
    hotelmaj said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2009

      have you been watching my husband play golf?

  4. 4
    cheryle said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2009

      were is the joke you mention

  5. 5
    Antoine J said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2009

      A joke only works if you include the punchline sweetie
      *no, i saw it. it’s just not funny

  6. 6
    eliana said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2009

      funny

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    shri said:
    Posted: September 30th, 2009

      you ar one of the duffers aren’t you?

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