Guys Only: Know Any Man Laws??

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A phone call shall not last more than 30 seconds.
It is enevitable that a man will get lost, it is unquestionable that a man will ask for directions
If a man inquires your Opinion of a smell, you are obligated to, no matter how rank it is, to smell it.
It is not permissable to use fork and knife when eating buffalo wings
No man can ever criticize another man for playing the air guitar.
After raising your beer for a toast, you are obligated to take a drink. To not do so is to call upon scorn and contempt from fellow men.
At no point during a party shall a sad/slow song be played.

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16 Responses to “Guys Only: Know Any Man Laws??”

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    Andrew said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      can’t bake on a football night! lol.

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    FF said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      The TV remote is holy

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    andy g said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      im not a guy but ive heard that guys arent supposed to date there best friends sister

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    TWINKLES said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      one urinal apart at all times

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    Shadowfy said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      I’m not a guy but, It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship. In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave. In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

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    ??Gin?? said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      Recommended ratio:
      2 parts lighter fluid
      1 part charcoal

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    scuba_ma said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      there aren’t any. U guys go by ur animalistic instincts

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    Mon Ray said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      Never take your socks off during sex

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    ? said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      yes no perfuemes an face make up on the sink.

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    scoopran said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      my husband is in footballl heaven, so I click on here and play games to entertain myself…………but, when “Top Chef” or “Lost” is on, he don’t get the remote control……he secretly like those shows as much as I do..27yrs of marriage, it’s a give and take sorta’ thing, ya’ know……………..

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    quick_sa said:
    Posted: August 22nd, 2009

      Never give up the TV remote on Sunday. ALL YEAR.

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