How Can Miller Make A Man Law Against Fruit In Beer But Then Come Out With Miller Chill??

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Big companies do it all the time. “We will never EVER have a product like this. It just isn’t done here.” And the next thing you know, they’ve “invented” something that was suggested by a consumer… and it was exactly the product they said they would never EVER sell.
Buncha hypocrites! lol

9 Responses to “How Can Miller Make A Man Law Against Fruit In Beer But Then Come Out With Miller Chill??”

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    penguino said:

      That depends, who’s the current CEO of the company? If it’s a woman, then it would make sense if Man Law no longer applies to their products. But even if only the advertising executive is a woman, than any attempt to actually enforce “Man Law” in their policies could be deemed sexual harassment or discrimination and might get the company seriously sued.

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    Logic316 said:

      Haha cause you don’t actually put a lime wedge in it like some people do with Corona’s. I tried that Miller Chill….don’t know why, but someone bought em and I had one….won’t do that again.
      “I had scurvy once…..don’t fruit the beer!”

  3. 3
    Reens said:

      when one of the executives goes to a party and see’s everyone drinking Corona with lime they get a stupid marketing idea that it would work with Miller beer.

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    Boris G said:

      money making strategy.

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    melissa d said:

      Bahahahaha that was a great question. You should put it to Miller. Maybe they will do a commercial repealing the ‘Man Law”

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    impstout said:

      if its artificial then why do they call it an authentic mexican recipe? that means they are liars and fakes

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    rebarred said:

      I am not familiar with Miller Chill yet. But yes, if they came out with a fruity beer they need to be boycotted. I certainly will, man law is man law. if you’re going to invoke man law, then you have to live up to it.

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    lasurema said:

      I know, right?! How ironic can you get w/o puking?
      I am a huge fan of MGD (in fact, it’s the only domestic beer I’ll drink)…but that Miller Chill just took it a bit too far.
      What hypocrites!

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    +YSIC+ said:

      Miller chill is artificially flavored. Therefore there is no fruit in the beer. therefore they have not violated the man law.

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