Last Golf Joke In The Book …?

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“In prehistoric times,cavemen had a custom of beating the ground and uttering spine – chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self – expression. When modern men go through the same ritual, they call it golf”
Herbert V. Prochnow & Herbert V. Prochnow Jnr.

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8 Responses to “Last Golf Joke In The Book …?”

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    greybear said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      How true, tried to play golf this morning, but was rained off!
      I once did see a Guy actually throw his bag full of clubs into a pond, then had to go in after it as his car keys were in the bag! GRIN, God it was funny!

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    Raoul S. Tickler said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      Verne was teeing off from the men’s tee. On his downswing, he realized
      that his wife, Lucrecia, was teeing up on the woman’s tee directly in
      front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her
      directly in the head, killing her instantly.
      A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her
      autopsy.
      Coroner:” Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma
      to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the head, is
      that correct?”
      Verne: “Yes, sir, that’s correct.”
      Coroner: ” Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her ar$e.”
      Verne: “Was it a Titleist 3?”
      Coroner: “Yes, it was.”
      Verne: “That was my provisional.”

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    Paul C said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      Proper Joke:
      Two old men are playing golf and as they get to the 18th green a funeral car passes by, the one gentleman removes his hat and bows his head. The other man, says “I think that’s a wonderful gesture, it’s lovely to see in todays day and age that people still show respect” The first old boy replies: –
      “Well I was married to her for 30 years”

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    SainTtot said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      The ultimate golf joke is a movie…Caddy shack. Absolutely hilarious.

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    ianchels said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      Sorry but the joke is even more boring than the game!

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    ericruss said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      Best 2 words in golf. “Your Away”

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    teddy said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      perhaps Mark Twain got ir right , he said
      golf is a good walk spoiled.

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    HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters said:
    Posted: October 28th, 2009

      4 ~for ~fore #just like my socks

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