Men: What Are Some Different “man Laws” That You Uphold?

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I have a few…
You don’t go to a bar and order a drink with an umbrella in it.
Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals.
After leaving a building and while walking towards the car, an occupant-to-be may reserve the front passenger seat by calling out “Shotgun.” Seats in the back of the car may be reserved in the same manner (i.e. “Back right,” etc.), and all passengers must honor and respect the calling of shotgun.
These are just a few of mine…..

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6 Responses to “Men: What Are Some Different “man Laws” That You Uphold?”

  1. 1
    Bill said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2009

      If you hug another man for some reason, it has to be that straight-armed man hug that Mav and Ice did in Top Gun.

  2. 2
    GJ said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2009

      THE TEN BASIC MAN-MANDMENTS
      Men Shall not say adorable….
      Men Shall not hold their wrists limply…
      Men Shall not put their hands on their hips with their palms facing foward….
      Men Shall not shake their shoulders….
      Men Shall not bat their eyes…
      Men shal not talk like Fran Drescher(The nanny)….
      Men shall not pop their hip out when their just standing there…
      Men shall not wear hand lotion, exfoliating scrubs etc….
      Men Shall not wear extremely tight fitting pants like those emo ones….
      And Men shall not play w/ barbie dolls! LOL who would?!?

  3. 3
    Sarra . said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2009

      Obviously I;m not a guy, but thank god someone realizes the whole hair product thing.

  4. 4
    Angus Beefheart. said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2009

      No Sissies. If it looks like a wolf in sheep`s clothing, it probably is.

  5. 5
    silver d said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2009

      Bro’s before ho’s

  6. 6
    Dave said:
    Posted: August 14th, 2009

      Don’t let her talk you into modeling her lingerie if their is a camera around!

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