Old Golf Joke…?
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Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5 iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor. The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?” “Yes.” “Did you hit her with that golf club?” “Yes, yes, I did.” The man stifles a sob, drops the club, and puts his hands on his head. “How many times did you hit her?” “I don’t know. Five, six, seven…..Put me down for a five.”
3 Responses to “Old Golf Joke…?”
Posted: December 31st, 2009
Must have been a par 5
Posted: January 1st, 2010
Thatz the best golf enthusiast!!!
Nice one… Took me a while to understand as I don’t know golf!
Posted: January 1st, 2010
Made me laugh a few giggles, put me down for 8