Sci Fi Survival Tips, Please Help Complete The List?

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.If the earth loses it’s atmosphere…
Don’t waste your breath screaming
2. If it can eat through walls…
It can eat through you
3.Never swim alone at night…
Naked
8.Never go on an epic quest
With having an exit strategy
11.When building an army of super mutant soldiers…,
Don’t use the criminally insane
22 If you discover you can fly…
Don’t do it in commercial air space
28.If a fraternity requires a blood sacrifice…
Don’t pledge
29.Kids love dinosaurs
Unfortunately dinosaurs love kids too
32.If you engineer a super-virus…
Also engineer an unbreakable test tube
33.If you think your town has a werewolf problem….
Move
38. Massive doses of radiation…
Won’t give you super powers
If its feet are bigger than your house….
Don’t hide in your house.
If you can see flesh in its teeth…
You are too close.
If its feet are bigger than you car…
Don’t hide under your car.
If its teeth are bigger than it’s body…
Don’t pet it.
12 hours ago
ALl RIGHT FOLKS….there is a set of survival tips running on the Sci Fi channel. I am not looking for made up ones. I want the ones that thave been aired. The ones without numbers, need numbers.

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4 Responses to “Sci Fi Survival Tips, Please Help Complete The List?”

  1. 1
    m34tba11 said:
    Posted: December 25th, 2009

      I’m not sure “religion and spirituality” is the right forum for this. Other.
      To answer the 1st poster. This is a list Sci Fi made up in regards to sci fi movies..
      things like
      3.Never swim alone at night…
      Naked
      is a reference to both Jaws, and Friday the 13th
      29.Kids love dinosaurs
      Unfortunately dinosaurs love kids too
      is a reference to Jurassic Park

  2. 2
    Bet said:
    Posted: December 25th, 2009

      Don’t derisively make fun of those who have seen monsters/aliens.
      In a TV series, don’t be the new guy on a team exploring a new planet.
      Fall down when being chased (women only)
      Fumble with ignition keys (women only)

  3. 3
    AlphaMae… said:
    Posted: December 25th, 2009

      Have you gone to the Sci-fi channels web-page?

  4. 4
    ivorytow said:
    Posted: December 25th, 2009

      never say “there’s too many of them!” or “they’re coming right at me!” or something stupid like that. Instant death.
      Oh, no made up ones. Who made those up BTW?
      (ps. mine were direct Star Wars references)

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