Should I Start An Alpha Male Training Class?
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I’m getting tired of seeing all these girly-men get pushed around by women. As an Alpha male I can lead them and give them advice, but my power ends once they leave my sight. The only other way to fix this problem is to train girly-men to be Alpha males.
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Posted: January 12th, 2010
Right. First class should be “How to puff on your inhaler before you try to talk to girls.”
The next class, “How to talk to a girl without mentioning your fourth level status as a dungeon master.”
Third class, “How to not have uncontrollable erections when you talk to a girl.”
Fourth class, “How to move out of your mother’s basement by the time you’re 40…and talk to a girl”
Damn…I did it again. Is there rehab for this sort of thing?
Posted: January 12th, 2010
Aw, Brad! I just got all those girly-men trained the way I want! Now you’re going to go and spoil all that behavior modification I’ve done!
EDIT: Pushy — make up your mind! Is it a banana, a baloney, a purple helmet, or what?
Posted: January 12th, 2010
Really? I didn’t think men let women push them around.
Posted: January 12th, 2010
No, you shouldn’t start an alpha male training class, since you don’t have a clue on how to be a man. You’re a pathetic excuse for a man, though. You could start a pathetic-excuse-for-a-man training class. You’d be great at that.
Posted: January 12th, 2010
Damn, this link is soooo handy today.http://www.abearslifemag.com/
Celebrate the masculine community! This should be required reading for all students. YOU’RE WELCOME!
Posted: January 12th, 2010
It’s called martial arts classes.
Posted: January 12th, 2010
You’re so CUTE when you puff up like that!
Yes, by all means, train others to act as you act, think as you think, believe as you believe. It doesn’t seem unfair, given that many men and women appearing here in G&WS are, like you, dedicated ax-grinders. IGNORE those snide ‘Taliban’ allusions from the heretics.
I would suggest only that you leader types should wear the red ping-pong ball nose as an unmistakable sign of your status. You know how obtuse those Betas can be; they might not see your strength immediately without the hint.
Alphas lead, Betas follow, Gammas laugh at silly parades colliding in the square. Gammas live longer.
Posted: January 12th, 2010
Put women in their place, I like that..
Us men are strong, proud, powerful and intelligent creature. We created everything. Us men need to be more united!
Posted: January 12th, 2010
but who would you get to teach it?
Posted: January 12th, 2010
Do you have the qualifications necessary?
Posted: January 12th, 2010
oh please do.
and when ur done…
we feminists can act like we give a dang.