The Guy Code, And Why Does It Drive Girls Insane?

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In high school, me and my guy friends make up code names for akward things that we can’t say out loud in front of girls. The funny thing is, when girls hear us say things like, “hey mario, which is better, side to side or up and down”? (Btw, it’s a stupid question about how to mastrubate). When they can’t figure it out, they either try to coax it out of us, or they get mad. Why is that? Girls hide things from us about themselves, but get mad when we do it to them. Maybe this Guy code thing needs to end…

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7 Responses to “The Guy Code, And Why Does It Drive Girls Insane?”

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    ._. said:
    Posted: December 26th, 2009

      hahaha that’s true!!! um i don’t really know why. but we’re really curious i guess. we just like figuring stuff out and then overanalyzing stuff just for the heck of it.

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    Ashley said:
    Posted: December 26th, 2009

      Well, when people don’t know what you’re talking about – when you’re obviously trying to hide something from them – they feel insecure. They wonder, “Are they talking about me? Are they making a joke at my expense?” It’s sort of like whispering to someone in front of someone else. And when you refuse to tell them what you’re talking about, they assume it must be something bad, or something about them. Or they think, “I’d like to be in on this joke or secret, too – why are they excluding me?” That’s why they get so made and try to get it out of you.
      And by the way – wouldn’t up and down be better?

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    mac66 said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      If it makes anyone awkward, then don’t say it. Girls–no ALL people get upset when they know someone is intentionally keeping a secret and flaunting it in their face. I know you’re in high school, but JEEZ, grow up. Another hint….act a little more mature and you might not have to masterbate as much…just a thought.

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    Robot! said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      Maybe because girls actually hide their little whatevers, and not speaking code openly in front of everyone?

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    Mary Jayne said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      That’s not the guy code. That’s you and your friends talking about spanking your monkeys in public.

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    <3 said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      You have a friend called Mario?!
      I have so much respect for you right now, random internet person I don’t know.

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    Frank from GDM said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      That’s not the Guy Code, that’s just bsing, when you become a man you’ll know what Guy Code is.

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