What About This For A Golf Joke: …?

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“Why the long face?”
“My husband says I must choose between him and golf.”
“Sorry to hear it.”
“Me too – I’m really going to miss him.”

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9 Responses to “What About This For A Golf Joke: …?”

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    Sheila G said:
    Posted: December 26th, 2009

      i don’t think its that good sorry its as bad as
      a horse going into a pub and the barmaid asks why the long face or
      a man go’s into a Dr’s with a strawberry on his head and the Dr says you will need cream on that.
      see not funny just like yours sorry

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    legalbgl said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      Hey try this one on:
      A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, “I’ve played so poorly all day, I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.”
      The caddy looks back at him and says, “I don’t think you could keep your head down that long.”

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    Merry Quizmas said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      Hahahaha short and sweet.

  4. 4
    Plastic Fantastic said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      It’s just as interesting as the game itself.

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    klaxonXk said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      so predictable

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    D said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      Nice one.

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    Scott W said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      Old as dirt…but it is still funny

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    Deano727 said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      Did you get that off of a Laffy Taffy wrapper?

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    Kitty Kokaine™ said:
    Posted: December 27th, 2009

      i agree^^

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