What Is A Blonde Joke That Would Go Along With This….?

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My lil sis is in 3 grade and she says there is this pretty,skinny blonde at her school and she is the only one that stands up to the blonde so she wants a blonde joke to say to her

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6 Responses to “What Is A Blonde Joke That Would Go Along With This….?”

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    sammy said:
    Posted: September 24th, 2009

      how do you confuse a blonde?
      tell her to point out a corner to a circle..
      why do blondes have TGIFwritten on their shoes?
      Toes Go In First
      what do smart blondes and ufo have in common?
      you always hear about them but never see them
      how do blonde brain cells die?
      alone
      how did the blonde try to kill the fish?
      by drowning it
      how do you amuse a blonde for hours?
      write turn over on 2 sides of a piece of paper

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    Molly M said:
    Posted: September 24th, 2009

      Heres one…
      Okay Santa Claus and a smart blonde jump off a bridge.. Which one lands first? NEITHER CAUSE NONE OF THEM EXIST ha ha
      but if your sister wants to use one not “offensive” to santa or if you don’t celebrate that or whateva heres some more-
      All of these start with”Your so blonde” k?
      Your so blonde you tried to drown a fish!
      You tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
      If you spoke your mind, you’d probably be speechless.
      LOL GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE BLONDES GIRLS

  3. 3
    llana said:
    Posted: September 24th, 2009

      A blonde girl was watching the news and it said two brazillian people died in a crash, and the blonde starts to cry and says “how many is a brazillian??” thats mostly a story type of joke. haha

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    ViktorH said:
    Posted: September 24th, 2009

      What did the blonde do when she heard 90% of the accidents happen at home? – She moved.
      Why are the blonde jokes so short? – So that the brunnettes will understand them.

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    U Rock My World MJ? said:
    Posted: September 24th, 2009

      Q: how did the blonde die drinking milk?
      A: the cow fell on top of her
      whooooooo! that is hysterical!
      lol

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    SiegLiz said:
    Posted: September 24th, 2009

      What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
      A Frosted Flake
      Liz S

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