What Is The Funniest Blonde Joke That You Know?

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I want to see who can make me laugh with a blonde joke. I’ve heard tons and tons of them so lets see. 10pts to the one who makes me laugh lol

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    LittleMi said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      a blonde was sitting in the bus.
      the music was loud so she thought it was safe to fart.
      when she got off the bus, she realized she was listening to her ipod.

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    Disturbed in Disturbia said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      A ventriloquist is up on stage. He’s trying to make the audience laugh, so he tells a dumb blonde joke.
      All of a sudden, a platinum haired beauty jumps to her feet and says “That’s disgusting how you stereotype blonde’s that way.”
      So, the ventriloquist stammers out an apology. Then the blonde says “You stay out of this. I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee.”
      LOL

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    Jocko said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      Blonde goes to a pharamcy,and asks the chemist dude,can I please get some rectum deodorant,he turns around and says,we dont sell rectum deodorant,she says I bought some here a couple of weeks ago,he says go and get me some.The blonde came back with a stick deodorant and gave it to the chemist dude,he said thats a stick deodrant,how in hell is it a rectum deodrant,she said here it says Push Up Bottom….

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    Danielle said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      A blonde goes to a store to purchase a microwave, she finds the microwave and says to the salesman “Can I purchase this microwave?”, he says “No we don’t sell items to blondes.”
      A week later, she comes in with a french accent, “Can I purchase this microwave?” he says “No we don’t sell items to blondes, even more so with french accents.”
      So another week later, she walks in with a brunette wig, “Can I purchase this microwave?” he says “Your wig won’t fool me, you’re the blonde that came here 2 weeks ago.” “How did you know?” asks the blonde, “Because this is a television not a microwave.”

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    sistammm said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running away from an angry mob. They run into the barn and hear the mob approaching, so they look for a place to hide. The brunette says, “I know I will hide behind this big box of kittens, so the redhead gets a similar idea. “I will hide behind this box of puppies. There is no where left to hise so the blonde jumps into a huge pile of hay. The mob runs in the barn and walks past the box of kittens, and the brunette goes, “MEOWWWWW!!” and the mob doesn’t notice her, so the walk to the box a puppies. The redhead goes, ” ROOF ROOF BARK!!” and the mob walks by her. They can’t find the blonde so they are bout to leav. They walk past the piles of hay, and the blonde goes, “HAAAYYYY!!”

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    yee ling said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      Another Chance
      One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
      They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.”
      The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
      She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?”
      The blonde responded: “November?”
      “Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
      So the man asked: “What is the capital of the U.S.A ?”
      The blonde responded: “Paris?”
      So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.”
      The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?”
      The blonde replied: “Two?”
      “Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.

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    Caroline said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      1. I knew a blond so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
      2. A blond was in an elevator with a policeman and his dog. The dog was standing, and the policeman said, “Sit, girl.” The blond girl proceeded to sit down on the ground.
      3. A blond and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blond bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
      Sure enough, he jumped, so the blond gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blond said, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
      So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
      The blond replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”
      That one made me laugh so hard!

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    Soccer Madisen said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      a blonde goes to a hair salon and she’s listening to her ipod. the stylist tells her to take her headphones off so she can cut her hair. then the blonde says: “no! i’ll die!”. then the stylist takes them off anyways. a few minutes later the blonde dies. the stylist takes her to a hospital and the doctor finds nothing wrong with her. the stylist goes back to the salon and listens to the ipod. it says…
      “Breath in, Breath out, Breath in, Breath out”

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    Stewart said:
    Posted: September 4th, 2009

      i got 2
      a redhead, brunette and blond are driving in the desert. the car breaks down. the redhead says, “we should walk to a town, i’ll bring water in case we get thirsty” brunette says, “ill bring food in case we get hungry” blond says “i’ll bring the car door so if we get hot, ill roll down the window”
      ventriloquist tells a blond joke. blond comes up and starts yelling. ventriloquist apologizes. blond says “shut up, im talking to that jerk on ur leg!”

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    Jack said:
    Posted: September 5th, 2009

      Q. What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
      A. She goes home.
      ————————————–…
      Q. Why do blondes like lightning?
      A. They think someone is taking their picture.
      ————————————–…
      Q. Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons?
      A. Because blonde guys are stupid too.
      ————————————–…
      Q. How do blondes get pregnant?
      A. And I thought blondes were dumb.
      ————————————–…
      Laugh you’re head off,
      Jack :)

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    ? Natalie ? said:
    Posted: September 5th, 2009

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