What Is The Funniest Blonde Joke Youve Ever Heard?

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i love blonde jokes. oops… dont want to offend any blondes
also plz star this question! if i can, ill try to star yours!

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6 Responses to “What Is The Funniest Blonde Joke Youve Ever Heard?”

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    La De Da said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2009

      theres a blonde who decides to try to learn how to ride a horse without any training. so she hops on the horse and it starts moving at a steady pace. then it starts moving faster and she starts slipping off. she tries to hold on to the neck but can’t seem to get a firm grip. she decides to jump off but her foot gets caught in the stirrup (foot thingy) so her head is being pounded against the ground. shes seconds away from unconsiousness…..maybe even death, when Todd the Wal-Mart manager comes running out to shut off the horse

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    ~Minty? said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2009

      this is my fav. blond joke:
      A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!” The ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little **** on your knee.”
      here r other blond jokes:
      A group of blondes came walking into a bar. They were all cheering and yelling 54 days! 54 days! The bartender had seen weirder things at his bar so he thought nothing of it. After they had been celebrating for hours, the bartenders curiosity got the best of him and he finally asked the blondes what they were so happy about. They said, “Well, we’ve been working on this puzzle 24/7 and we just finished it. In only 54 days!! Isn’t that just great! The box said 2-4 years!”
      One day during school a teacher walks up to a blonde and says “Why did you miss your period?” and the blonde replies “Oh sh** im pregnant?”
      Okay. So there’s a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all hitchhiking on this road.
      They really, really need a ride, so they flag down the first truck they can find.
      So the three of them get in the bed of the truck and go on their way.
      The man keeps driving, and ends up almost hitting something.
      He swirves, and overcorrects and lands in a lake.
      So the truck is sinking with everyone still in it.
      The brunette is the first to jump out of the bed and make it to shore. The redhead following quickly behind her.
      A minute or so later, the man makes it up there.
      When they ask what took him so long he replies, “The door was jammed.”
      So they stand there…. 5 minutes later the blonde makes it to shore.
      When they ask her what took her so long, she replies, “The tailgate wouldn’t open!”
      XD
      (im not racist)

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    Annalynn said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2009

      this isnt really that funny but oh well
      a blonde brunette and red head all work together with their black haired boss… who leaves early every day
      one day they decide to begin leaving work early… theres no chance theyll be caught
      the brunette goes home and gardens
      the red head goes and shops
      the blonde goes to see her husband at home… and catches her boss and her husband in bed
      she turns and leaves before they can see her
      the next day at work the girls are talking about what they did with their extra time off of work
      the brunette loved gardening
      the red head bought the greatest shoes
      when they ask the blonde she says
      “my time was HORRIBLE i almost got caught!”

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    artistic said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2009

      There is this blonde and brunette standing in the elevator. This guy with terrible dandruff gets in the elevator with them. When he exits on his floor, the brunette tells the blonde, I need to give that guy some head and shoulders. The blonde responds, how do you give shoulders?

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    Natalie said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2009

      HERES TWO. HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE ENTERTAINED? PUT HER IN A CIRCLE AND TELL HER TO FIND THE CORNER
      THERES A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE. THEY HAVE TO SWIM 600 MILES THEY START TO SWIM. HALF WAY TO THE FINISH LINE THE BLONDE GETS TIRED AND SWIMS BACK TI THE STARTING LINE.

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    Alex said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2009

      Why did the blonde stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours?
      It said concentrate!
      :D :D:D

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