What Is The Funniest Or Meanest Blonde Joke You Have Ever Heard?

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I am not i mean person, i am a blonde but i find blonde jokes so funny and i hear them a lot but i take the piss out of myself when i don’t understand them.
So give me your best jokes.

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8 Responses to “What Is The Funniest Or Meanest Blonde Joke You Have Ever Heard?”

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    Light Yagami said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2009

      what about this cori
      7 blondes and a brunette are hanging off a bridge on a rope for their life.
      the rope starts slipping and one of the blondes say”one person should let go or we all die”. so the brunette says i will let go can i have a round of applause. the 7 blondes all clap :)
      im a blonde too

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    "Thats what she Said" said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2009

      A Brunette, Redhead, and Blonde are walking down a street when they find a mirror. On the mirror it says “Say something you think is true if it is right you are rich if you are wrong Poof.” The Redhead goes first and says “I think I am the prettiest girl in the world.” Poof, she is gone. The Brunette goes next “I think I am the smartest women in the world.” Poof she is gone now the Blonde goes “I think…” Poof she is gone XD

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    DK :) said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2009

      It’s not that funny but it’s in the Twilight series.
      There are many when Jacob is taking the urine about Rosalie.
      Anyway,
      “What do you call a blonde with a brain?”
      “A Golden Retriever”
      Oh yes :)
      There was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead on a desert island. They wanted to reach another island that was 20 miles away.
      The brunette went first and swam 17 miles and drowned.
      The redhead went second and swam 18 miles and drowned.
      The blonde went after, swam 19 miles, got tired and swam all the way back.
      Haha.
      A blonde is crying at her office one day. Her boss asks her “What’s wrong?”
      She says “My mum just died.”
      The boss says “Oh, I’m so sorry, why don’t you take the day off today?”
      So she goes home.
      The boss phones around later to ask her how she is. He find her crying even harder. He then asks again “What’s wrong?”
      She says “I just found out my sister’s mum died too!”

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    * Carlos * said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2009

      A blonde drys her hair black and decides to leave the city because people were calling her a “Non-Smart Blond” (Put in nice words :)
      She was driving while she stop to see a guy taking care of his sheeps. She later went to him and ask him “If I can tell you how many sheep you have, can I have a sheep?” the guy just laught and agree…. She said 57 sheeps… so the guy counted all and notice she was right. So, she took a sheep and put it on her car… Before leaving the guy came to her and ask her “If I can tell you what color is your hair, can I have my dog back?”

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    Kimberly said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2009

      a blonde is driving down the street and sees another blonde in a field rowing in a boat. She pulls over the car and yells at the rowing blonde, “its blondes like you that make people think we are dumb, and if I could swim I’d swim out there and kick your A**!”
      Whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine??
      The washing machine doesnt talk back when you put a load in it.

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    Cori said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2009

      2 blondes were in a parking lot because they had locked themselves out of their car. they were trying to get into it. one blonde said to the other who was trying to unlock the door, “hurry up cuz its starting to rain and the top is down!”

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    Me Against The World said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2009

      Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly button? Because blonde guys aren’t that smart either.

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    ScubaTal said:
    Posted: September 10th, 2009

      what do you call an educated blond woman?
      A MAN!!

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